December 2009
“When we are born a bullet is fired, and in the end we expect that bullet will...”
Ryan Leslie - Gibberish
Famous Last Words
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Mga huling salitang nadinig bago sila namatay.
1. Diyos ko po!
2. Susmaryosep!
3. Teka, mukhang dinamita ata ito.
4. Anong truck?
5. Oooppsss.
6. Hindi ako lasing.
7. Para saan itong switch?
8. Amoy usok ba?
9. OK lang, ‘di yan loaded.
10. Whoops. Nahulog ang wallet ko sa riles ng MRT.
11. Wag yan!
12. Anong plano mo? Patayin ako?
13. Wow. Ang taba mo pala.
14. Nice...
“Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special...”
– Dave Barry
Godspeed Means
“May Godspeed you on your journey”. This interesting ad brings a new meaning to that phrase doesn’t it? Especially when you’re stepping on the gas and hoping to cut your destination time by half. Don’t make a habit of speeding, people. Not unless you want to accelerate your journey to meet your maker.
Sms Shorthands
Do you consider yourself savvy and always up-to-date with the latest gizmos and net-speak? How well do you think you are in sms shorthand then? Try this test and let’s see how many of these you know already. Don’t scroll down to the answers just yet.. NO CHEATING!
1) UG2BK 2) NMP 3) PIR 4) FYEO 5) BI5 6) PAW 7) 99 B-) BIL 9) 4COL 10) ^5
Got your answers ready? Ok, here are what they...
“I use ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>”
– Cool person
A Message From God (Joke)
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said, “God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you 15 minutes!” Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, “Here I am God, I’m still waiting” He got down to the last couple of...
“If you saw someone you like anonymously, grab the opportunity immediately, but...”
– Unknown Author
Six Reasons Why Fall Out Boy Does Not Suck as Much...
In fact, they don’t suck at all.
One of the most unfairly maligned bands in all the land, Fall Out Boy is despised for such sins as getting really popular and having a glammy showboat playing bass. At least one reviewer pouted that the band’s addictive new album Folie a Deux, is too ambitious. Oh, please. Does anyone say that about Radiohead or Animal Collective, or any of the...
Did you know?
The silhhoutte on the National Basketball Association is Jerry West.