January 2010
Resist Temptation Please!
I had one of my most memorable chats ever. Someone added me in Y!M, the initials are W.G. I really don’t know if it’s a he or she, and so I started to PM ‘it’.
Me: Where’d you get my e-mail?
W.G.: Yey! Someone to talk to ~~~<3
Me: Wait do I know you?
W.G.: I don’t think so hon’ but we can get to know each other better and maybe exchange phone...
STATISTICS.
A math subject where in scientific calculators are allowed to be used, YES! CALCULATOR IN A MATH SUBJECT, SALVATION!, but NO it doesn’t mean that if you have a CALCULATOR, you will be able to solve every problem already, because you still need to know how to solve it and use all the formulas. BOOM!
Mathematics is really ironic.
STARTLING.
STARTING
STARING
STRING
STING
SING
SIN
IN
I
Still a word up to the last letter.
THE CHANT FOR US TO WIN.
“SA-O-PA-HA-O-MA-O-RA-E-SA! (NOMADIKO)”
Oh no, it’s sinking in my mind!
"Caligynephobia" - Fear of Beautiful Women
4th Degree Burn (ˈfȯrth di-ˈgrē ˈbərn)
- a band of sophomores who auditioned for a “battle of the bands” with a demonic-like piece, as said by one of the judges, but they are good.
ELEVATOR, Filipino Style.
Isang araw…merong isang probinsyano na napapunta sa SM…nakakita siya ng elevator at kinakatok ito ng malakas. May nakakita sa kanyang isang lalaki..
LALAKI: OY! anung ginagawa mo diyan!!!
PROBINSYANO: Eh kumakatok po…kasi ayaw magbukas baka po may tao sa loob..
LALAKI: Eh loko ka pala eh!!!!!
PROBINSYANO: Eh bakit po?
LALAKI: Eh nakita mong may doorbell eh.
SOLID!
He: C’mon. Don’t be shy.. I know you want to ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.